Not only is it one of the great snacks, Beans on Toast is also the name of a prolific cult songwriter who’s heading to Surrey next week.

Climate emergency? Boris as PM? Rail-melting heatwaves? A no-deal Brexit? Beans’ new album could only ever be called one thing...The Inevitable Train Wreck.

The Essex folk hero promised “a rock’n’roll album about our dying planet” and you can judge for yourselves when he plays songs from the album as well as old favourites at the Boileroom, Guildford, on Tuesday (10 Dec).